tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8728240423805927622024-03-13T09:01:34.139+00:00confidential rick
Bogus Valley tales. Compiled by the guy who's out of the know.Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.comBlogger85125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-872824042380592762.post-16347329108669089142021-02-22T10:14:00.001+00:002021-02-22T10:27:05.760+00:00Confidential's Shameless book plug<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">BOXED UP!: The story about a group of unlikely misfits - thrown together on a crippled container ship. A story of sex, greed, paranoia, murder and badly fitting trousers.<br />Published by Amazon<br /><br /></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">Learn more: <a href="https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B08C4J11J5/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_A8BG5BRKBHVE07X5S77M">https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B08C4J11J5/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_A8BG5BRKBHVE07X5S77M</a><br /><br /></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">Fully aware that this site's been gathering dust over the years but this is no ordinary Bloggers Blockage. This is the Rogue Male Bloggers Block,the mother of all that's holy Block. The Block that would sneer at Dyno-Rod. The Block that would hold back the M25 in the rush hour. Now it's time for a change so I'm shamelessly plugging my book which I started over 10 years ago but have finally got round to finishing and getting published thanks to COVID-19.<br /><br />If anyone's interested, the book is available via Amazon in both paperback and Kindle versions (cheap)and concerns a weird assortment of characters adrift on a disabled container ship and their spoof adventures that follow them on around the world.</span></div>
Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-872824042380592762.post-39752935850865051222009-07-03T17:50:00.029+01:002020-06-20T14:04:32.286+01:00Keep On Rocking In The Free World . (not CAFC related)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<br /><br />Perhaps there's a perceived modern negativity toward living in the past. I guess some of us of a certain age, relate more to it than others. Anyone over the age of 50 should by now be aware that they're more than half-way through their "Unique Planetary Experience" as USCorp/Disney (crisisincapitalism.com) might say. Certainly nostalgia currently seems to be in vogue via the media. That and a variety of news bulletins which depending on which version you prefer to watch would make you wondering if you were on the same planet. Try comparing the uncorruptable Ch4 News with Sky, or even the normally stolid BBC. Perhaps we need a Watchdog to watch the News...<br /><br />Technology has successfully made old people redundant. In times past, the elders of a village were seen as wise, all knowing sources of advice for dealing with difficult decisions which needed to be made e.g when to harvest, when to intervene or council in a dispute, when to move to a new home and which axe looks best with this loincloth. (There are still many places where this is normal everyday life and they're not the ones' fuxxing up the planet!). These were all important decisions which needed the wisdom of accumulated experiences. Nowadays none of it's needed. Old folk are often seen as a general nuisance. The sons and daughters ask "what shall we do with them when they can't get upstairs". Wisdom has been rendered obsolete. Now it's all there via broadband, every second, every day. Everything you'll ever need to know about anything... <br /><br />So while we're all here Living In Paradise let's listen to the undoubted hero of Glastonbury, Mr Neil Young, singing in the free world. Oops can't paste it cos it's been removed from the BBC Ipod thing, sorry folks,but it was the best..Honestly. Time for bed and blanket bath...nurse.??Technology has successfully made old people redundant. In times past, the elders of a village were seen as wise, all knowing sources of advice for dealing with difficult decisions which needed to be made e.g when to harvest, when to intervene or council in a dispute, when to move to a new home and which axe looks best with this loincloth. (There are still many places where this is normal everyday life and they're not the ones' fuxxing up the planet!). These were all important decisions which needed the wisdom of accumulated experiences. Nowadays none of it's needed. Old folk are often seen as a general nuisance. The sons and daughters ask "what shall we do with them when they can't get upstairs". Wisdom has been rendered obsolete. Now it's all there via broadband, every second, every day. Everything you'll ever need to know about anything...<br />
So while we're all here Living In Paradise let's listen to the undoubted hero of Glastonbury, Mr Neil Young, singing in the free world. <em>Oops can't paste it cos it's been removed from the BBC Ipod thing, sorry folks,but it was the best..Honestly. Time for bed and blanket bath...nurse.??</em><br />
<br /><br />Fully aware that this site's been gathering dust but this is no ordinary Bloggers Blockage. This is the Rogue Male Bloggers Block,the mother of all that's holy Block. The Block that would sneer at Dyno-Rod. The Block that would hold back the M25 in the rush hour.The Block that would solve BP's Gulf problems.<br /><br />The decision's been made and Confidential is moving to a different site with a theme a million miles from football."So what's new?" I hear you say.<br /><br />Anyway it's time for a change so good luck to Charlton and to all my CAFC blogging mates.I won't name names, you know who you are. Keep up the good work and the very impressive high standards..<br /><br />If anyone's interested, there's a strange new story with the first instalments going back to 2010. The link is opposite called Boxed Up!<br /><br />Fully aware that this site's been gathering dust but this is no ordinary Bloggers Blockage. This is the Rogue Male Bloggers Block,the mother of all that's holy Block. The Block that would sneer at Dyno-Rod. The Block that would hold back the M25 in the rush hour.The Block that would solve BP's Gulf problems.<br /><br />The decision's been made and Confidential is moving to a different site with a theme a million miles from football."So what's new?" I hear you say.<br /><br />Anyway it's time for a change so good luck to Charlton and to all my CAFC blogging mates.I won't name names, you know who you are. Keep up the good work and the very impressive high standards..<br /><br />If anyone's interested, there's a strange new story with the first instalments going back to 2010. The link is opposite called Boxed Up!</div>
Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-872824042380592762.post-39761130141568917042009-06-20T15:37:00.028+01:002009-06-20T20:53:59.854+01:00Over The Bridge To Wales.(not CAFC related)<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEih2_ve9qwhciFkJsX_qtbYWK62G8erhebueqOc6RpDVOA1N2a3gA3YZUM-AD2GrL4j-Vmt5aGMAEzSVMwnHbIOXtVs_Wq-nsb7dwtaeb4P4s596bwJ62369n5gDTKe789zIKgeJSN8pueH/s1600-h/barry+airiel+shot.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 301px; height: 184px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEih2_ve9qwhciFkJsX_qtbYWK62G8erhebueqOc6RpDVOA1N2a3gA3YZUM-AD2GrL4j-Vmt5aGMAEzSVMwnHbIOXtVs_Wq-nsb7dwtaeb4P4s596bwJ62369n5gDTKe789zIKgeJSN8pueH/s400/barry+airiel+shot.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349500339217286482" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitFVWdOhjdOzM02pE5oBii7-PJYab7VwucLnEuAllxfZrQUs_nSRaP2Z40yXzMuAfEiYwMtwxA93alB0p8OGGW9L2-H5E05sXZsK_R4GCfewMm71PROy1biOZekuec7AMtzF6WQNEUSA7a/s1600-h/barry+nice+shot.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 128px; height: 85px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitFVWdOhjdOzM02pE5oBii7-PJYab7VwucLnEuAllxfZrQUs_nSRaP2Z40yXzMuAfEiYwMtwxA93alB0p8OGGW9L2-H5E05sXZsK_R4GCfewMm71PROy1biOZekuec7AMtzF6WQNEUSA7a/s320/barry+nice+shot.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349487725507069682" /></a><br />Earlier in the year Confidential went nostalgic (and partly for a spoken promise) took a trip back to his native birthplace, Barry, near Cardiff in Wales. It's best known for the TV show Gavin&Stacey and Barry Island and that's about it..I chose a wet weekend to feel the real flavour of the place and it didn't disapoint.As a child I remember very little about every day so the first stop was at the old council house where I grew up.The two nice young ladies puffing away on something on the side step were very pleasant but not up to showing a complete stranger with slightly mad eyes around their private house..<br />Back down the hill <em>(still slightly raining)</em>to where the heaving docks used to be,you can see new terracota herring bone laid paving and not much else. Barry used to be the biggest docks for the export of Welsh coal to the world. The yearly tonnage was staggering. The coal would be mined further up in the valleys and brought down by rail to vast, elaborate shunting yards and then transfered to waiting cargo ships and the "smokestack cutters".<br />So moving on (<em>still with wipers</em>) across the short causeway towards Barry Island the dog needed a wee and, for a variety of bizarre resons,I wanted to stop off at the old coal marshalling yards. When the coal stopped, so did the steam. There was no coal coming out of the valleys so there was no need for trains. And if there's no coal to put into a steam train, it stops...So what do you do with over 200 old redundant stream trains ? Simple,you give them a one-way only railpass back to the yards where they used to work and cut them up for scrap and take the bits away in a lorry.That was the start of a very unique contribution to British Heritage,made possible by a Welshman Mr Dai Woodham, the Barry Scrapyard owner.<br />The old marshalling yards quickly became a scrapyard on rails and with Dr Beeching doing his very best around the country, the yard soon filled up with trains and trucks for demolition. Luckily Dai found it much easier and more profitable to cut up straightforward trucks rather than the difficult locomotives and so,by a twist of fate, the steam locomotives were left alone to quietly rust.Then a few years later we all remembered our love of the good old days and invented Preservation Railways that needed steam. Most of the shiny machines that we enjoy on our afternoons out are restored and polished survivors from Dai's scrapyard. Without Dai's yard there would hardly be any period British steam trains left to see (apart from India, Africa and China of course. How come they can fix'em up with just a hammer and some oil? We should have thought of that..).<br />Nowadays the place is a perfectly flattened brownfield site with no visible takers.The rails and tracks have long gone. There is not a single trace of what was once there. Nothing except ghosts. As if giving it the final accolade my dog trundled over to the middle in the rain and did an enormous turd...<br />Barry Island itself is more of a bay really with a nice big sandy beach,protected at each end by cliffs and headlands. There used to be a Butlins here but now just a perfunctory amusement park surrounded by arcades,one-stops and handy take-ways.The walks along the headland are invigorating <em>(still raining)</em> and the whole place must be much cleaner and healthier than 60 years ago, when everything had a thin covering of coal dust..<br />At this point Confidential did something out of character and started a conversation with a homeless person who despite everything looked quite happy with a nice tan and all his worldly possesions in two laundry bags. There he was under the arches,out of the rain,reading a good paperback and thoroughly enjoying the story when some idiot comes along and interrupts to make small talk. oops...sorry..<br />I'd planned on an overnight stay but with the very fine but very wet rain still falling and the dog semi-confused,decided to go home. Job done.<br />The moment we drove back up onto the Severn Bridge it stopped raining. Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-872824042380592762.post-15518945115638928852009-06-15T12:45:00.000+01:002009-06-15T12:43:31.421+01:00Blue Screen Living<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoG_btL-65FglKPbhmnRAbdkb_CkdP-1Ut1xI3Qh6oqDgivTC2hwebYPzgBlCxQKI-5uMRj63rg_OmLoFyaX5PBgo8F3nKaKe-UVY-F9jnmh3GL_dAl4mQuryPraTn3Ca1kMR8uMjp7qr3/s1600-h/blue+screen.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 128px; height: 85px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoG_btL-65FglKPbhmnRAbdkb_CkdP-1Ut1xI3Qh6oqDgivTC2hwebYPzgBlCxQKI-5uMRj63rg_OmLoFyaX5PBgo8F3nKaKe-UVY-F9jnmh3GL_dAl4mQuryPraTn3Ca1kMR8uMjp7qr3/s320/blue+screen.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5347517285952448802" /></a><br />I'm a great lover of action movies me...lots of slo-mo shots of baddies getting chopped up in lots of despicable ways, lots of Detroit steel getting smashed up expensively, lots of lovely beautiful women getting caught up in interesting and most unlikely situations hmm....<br />I recently watched Sin-City and wow what a movie. Real Art. It was only afterwards when I watched the "bonus bits or how it's all done bit" that they explained that EVERY scene was shot against a blue screen. (For those who don't know, shooting against a Blue Screen enables any shot anywhere,to be added to,deleted, superimposed, digitally added to whatever blah blah but you knew that anyway).<br />I have to say that knowing all this info actually made the film not quite so great..somehow the magic had gone. Still a great film though, can't wait for Sin-City2. <br />So here's a title for the next Government Information pack. Why don't we all start living our lives against a Blue Screen ? You could be standing there with your mate in the road talking about the usual mates stuff like "I see they've opened a new KCC" or "isn't it great that Charlton are back in the Premiership under the partnership of Curbs&Reg" or perhaps "maybe that Marcel Proust had a point after all",and be anywhere you like. <br />With Blue Screen,all of those stimulating and society bonding conversations could be held in much more interesting places. The Manhatten Skyline perhaps or on top of Everest or being chased down the street by Terminator 4.<br />Maybe we should ask Speilburg or someone to come over to sort this out.There could be some UK votes in it..Speaking as a shallow person,I personaly like the idea of sweeping down to the shops in a convertible '60s American muscle car with a woman sitting next to me who regularly inspire's oil paintings, with some Leonard Cohen sorry ...some ZZtop playing. We could lazily drive down the Santa Monica Boulevard and live our next scene in my fully equiped shining beach-house next to the sea. To make it edgy there has to be some drama so just after a late dinner overlooking the Pacific, settling down with aforsaid oil-painting, a gang of LA lowlife mutants,all of whom are completely off their tits, come crashing in through the floor-to-ceiling glass panels which I happen to know - as a DIY expert of years standing waiting to pay - will enable me to effortlessly remove the razor sharp shards with the right grade of industrial workware and cut the gang to pieces in an heroic slo-mo sort of way..and hey presto I'm a hero in my partners dreamy eyes.... sorted.<br />The best is, it can all be done in the living room. None of that annoying business of having to mix with other people. <br />Think of the benefits. No more being herded into holding pens at the airport. No more having to take your shoes off before you stand in-line with your belongings in a washing-up bowl. <br />Who needs a swimming pool in Marbella when we've got Blue Screen...Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-872824042380592762.post-16921526835814889642009-06-13T20:27:00.009+01:002009-06-13T21:21:09.761+01:00Confidential's Feminine Side<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSQHJ-PpgS-oFHiD7aGbohTBKQo8JPGS7ChMzgmtDzVKnbkatFDKyF2h1sPmYQf0m-oZGSpcQodl5gH1zvJgea8J8QFW9OEwYk8fXda3qH7wsrxcmpJp9oY-mz1pD9McXICkzNpgg5QKT3/s1600-h/angryswan.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 128px; height: 97px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSQHJ-PpgS-oFHiD7aGbohTBKQo8JPGS7ChMzgmtDzVKnbkatFDKyF2h1sPmYQf0m-oZGSpcQodl5gH1zvJgea8J8QFW9OEwYk8fXda3qH7wsrxcmpJp9oY-mz1pD9McXICkzNpgg5QKT3/s320/angryswan.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346909326868325250" /></a><br />A sad day here at Confidential Towers. I'm immensly fortunate and with hard work,lucky to live near one of Sussex's most lovely rivers.Every day the river goes past and shows new things, new life. Nature at it's best.For a while now I've been following the daily antics of the Swan family. I think as a couple they've only just started so they're making loads of mistakes, but hey, show me a Swan who hasn't....Anyhow, yesterday this new dozy Swan family set up afternoon quarters on the lovely grassy bank with family of five very young cygnets. Unfortunately the aforsaid bank is also a footpath so it wasn't too long before "homo-sapiens" had to make an appearance and despite Mum Swan's desparate flapping and hissing it was a stand off. You may ask where's Dad Swan ? At this significant make or break time for the family,Dad Swan had decided to go off for his evening swim...typical!.<br />The homo-sapiens sort of won, mainly because they had two small dogs, armfulls of shopping and no idea how to take on a rabid Swan that was protecting her children and therefore out for their blood.The upshot of this was that the mother and five baby cygnets had to tumble and fall into the river for safety despite the fact that the tide had nearly gone out and there was a 10ft drop down the riverbank to the safety of water.<br />Today again, the swan family went majestically past but with one less.Instead of five cygnets, only four were still with us.During the night Mum had lost one of the family to something.Possibly a predator or maybe it was injured in the fall.<br /><em>Re CAFC Looking forward to the 23rd June. Hope your're rite about the news Ketts.</em>Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-872824042380592762.post-44750734094537572782009-06-08T20:04:00.014+01:002009-06-08T21:17:09.319+01:00Still To Come..<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjg7mNZqpeChBkF9WzZboAlzY7yiJYAf4VxNK1x1hKZbBBLsiishnG76a-eGoZu3KwpkSGRuvIcElM9X_NX56VGHSx-QBR-aCEyE879Mc6WumHlJ0TXoA8AoQqOPR3ggKKBSVctNZUWoSYv/s1600-h/v+for+vendetta.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 128px; height: 128px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjg7mNZqpeChBkF9WzZboAlzY7yiJYAf4VxNK1x1hKZbBBLsiishnG76a-eGoZu3KwpkSGRuvIcElM9X_NX56VGHSx-QBR-aCEyE879Mc6WumHlJ0TXoA8AoQqOPR3ggKKBSVctNZUWoSYv/s320/v+for+vendetta.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345051738242956306" /></a><br />I see from tonights TV News that Democracy - that great catch-all word like Freedom that seems to mean different things to different folks - is now back in safe hands. Behind Parliament's closed doors it's been decided that Nanny knows best and a leader we didn't vote for is being supported by a scratch group of hopefulls, who I don't recall voting for.. and who would certainly not get carried, shoulder-high into the House of Commons on the strength of the UK voters,.. are going to look after us...again. <br /><br />That's OK then.<br /><br />Regarding the imminent takeover of the club, Confidential can reveal (after peering through the keyhole in the Directors Suite until his one good eye went bloodshot).. that after extensive talks at the Valley today there's a real possibility that a Bulgarian Cava Consortium (BCC) which specialises in watered-down drinks, will be taking a major shareholding at board level. It's understood that extensive studies by Bulgarian master chemists and vitners have uncovered a gap in the market in SE7 for Bulgarian Cava which they wish to exploit. BCC's CEO released the following press statement - through their PR company WaggoWords - to journalists waiting at the Valley gates today;<br /><em>"For several seasons we have been conducting in-depth analysis to see just how much water can be added to the lager in the various Valley outlets before complaints have been registered. As the customers are clearly very pleased with the quality and price of the served beverages we see our expansion into this market as the logical way forward."</em><br /><br />A shirt sponsor still has to be found.Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-872824042380592762.post-64155172930346958242009-06-01T21:06:00.015+01:002009-06-02T11:09:37.441+01:00Art For Art's Sake..so why a blank screen ?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3qC-iCA8Eo9aQ5zabM65cXIqTm8mCcKoBqaQMrSnSaGteCKlzQzX3B06B281Goper7EQLnqjsl-eYhQxbgKYyX_-QP3rOdRSxg4ugu5MkyzWNWbJE1jU5LdyW7nadPZL8g680W5yxMi8A/s1600-h/female+warrior.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 256px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3qC-iCA8Eo9aQ5zabM65cXIqTm8mCcKoBqaQMrSnSaGteCKlzQzX3B06B281Goper7EQLnqjsl-eYhQxbgKYyX_-QP3rOdRSxg4ugu5MkyzWNWbJE1jU5LdyW7nadPZL8g680W5yxMi8A/s320/female+warrior.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342470185856962690" /></a><br />Not much happening at the moment at CAFC so here's a picture of some recent trouble down the local gym when the over-use of steroids caused problems in the dressing rooms.<br />Wyn's recent worrying blog about the Valley screen going blank for next season sounds pretty dire.It's going to be bad enough willing the team to play themselves up the table and not get sidetracked by the pigeons playing in the floodlights. Now, it looks like we won't even get the diversion of a fish on the screen. Just think folks,when the game could be shite (unlikely I know), we could be having to endure 90+ mins of 150 square metres of silicon-packed grey emptiness.<br />So..instead of trying to hook a big sponsor to pay for an entire home season, why not sell matchday sponsorship to anyone (fans preferred) who've got something to say or want to publicise, like a stupid joke,a Magaluf type prank, a birthday, a celebration or just their own small business or personal remark or message.<br />It can't cost that much to fire up the software and get some entertaining messages or graphics going for, say £250 sponsorship a match. Anything, please, to make the day more rewarding.Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-872824042380592762.post-621232716885823792009-05-29T19:30:00.014+01:002009-05-30T08:47:21.146+01:00We're In Disneyland !!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjs0cwrA7XUmfMG0NhRO6eikWblaEueijJSDD7FdLT2Tcylfn2KNHTARAoIj_c71XSzCOvmrzVjKKWMWTfzjSs6_Fr3OfXGB1y_vPWQwmJOy_VPmqW14U9tOzNT5Px2O0MyeFQ7Vt5Ot8vD/s1600-h/picnic+table.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 128px; height: 95px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjs0cwrA7XUmfMG0NhRO6eikWblaEueijJSDD7FdLT2Tcylfn2KNHTARAoIj_c71XSzCOvmrzVjKKWMWTfzjSs6_Fr3OfXGB1y_vPWQwmJOy_VPmqW14U9tOzNT5Px2O0MyeFQ7Vt5Ot8vD/s320/picnic+table.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341326474177416610" /></a><br />Yep, that's right folks! ... here we are living officially in Paradise.....I've just seen it on the telly that nice young man from the UKIP party has been telling me all about it.<br />Y'see the reason this country's shite is because they're too many of us and the rest of the EU, that's Europe for you people that went to school, is soo desperate to get aboard the UK gravy train.... Well let me tell you something chummies. It ain't no picnic here friend, take my word for it. Everybody's on the take, except for those poor fxxkers who have to pay, and keep paying to keep the whole rotten barge floating down the Thames, out to the North Sea on a tide of effluent...Viva la revolution !!!<br />Joking apart ..old Ray Davies looked good tonight on the telly...great to relive those moments.My personal teenage Kinks moment was seeing them in full hunting regalia at the old Eltham Baths SE9 ( with,of course floorboards covering the water - it wasn't THAT warm in 60's Eltham!). Then, after another warming tincture over the road in the White Hart, gingerly walking back, across the traffic on a much less busy Eltham Hill. Back to try and Pull!!Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-872824042380592762.post-573406697357968742009-05-23T18:45:00.012+01:002009-05-23T22:00:17.865+01:00Duck Soup<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiRzmatV8v_lcODguTt2Pn-KKMt7SNSY2UkxWn_VNoCnQUmBgzzHQUkOfCg49wj3NyVVIu6mTSFOKr1bqaXCgX5wD5rhfTYU876L3kGKymU7Td3Hlmqbw1fgV48ew22N_iL2Qbu5xtvtSx/s1600-h/villagers.bmp"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiRzmatV8v_lcODguTt2Pn-KKMt7SNSY2UkxWn_VNoCnQUmBgzzHQUkOfCg49wj3NyVVIu6mTSFOKr1bqaXCgX5wD5rhfTYU876L3kGKymU7Td3Hlmqbw1fgV48ew22N_iL2Qbu5xtvtSx/s320/villagers.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339088166913173682" /></a><br />Well, what a week it's been for us MPs. While the good lady,missus Confidential looks through the Farrow & Ball paint chart to decide what colour to paint the new Duck Paviliion,I've been thinking about just why I would want to continue to represent the Great British Public as the barely-elected cabinet Minister For The Department Of Not Much At All. It would probably result in a trial by the Media which has now reached fever pitch and let's face it, who would want that bunch of investigative rats parked outside our beautifully crafted gates, 24-7 on expenses. Right now they are the new Power, the new Empire, they smell blood big time but what will be the outcome?<br />And what could I do back as an MP back in London ? Most of what we get to see as new press "initiatives" or laws are not passed by Westminster at all but by Europe.<br />Yes,that's right,that bunch of peculiar people who don't talk English but persist in using their own languages,with odd and bizarre customs,who we voted to be part of.Countries who like us are hostage to their own history and they're just across the channel(err..just like us here really) Is it any wonder that we feel powerless to really change the future? We need a leader, just like CAFC does.(So c'mon Reg) We need someone to make sense of what's going on, a leader who can stimulate our belief in a the future.<br />I've got to go now folks, Mrs Confidential wants an executive decision on the right F&B shade of organic green to paint the Palace du Canards.<br />Cheers.Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-872824042380592762.post-46759497973515978262009-05-20T18:00:00.004+01:002009-05-20T18:35:23.800+01:00Sorry Seems To Be The Easiest WordAfter a day locked in meetings with his lawyers, Confidential has decided to make a statement concerning his future. It's believed that the statement refers to earlier accusations that Confidential has been claiming significant expenses connected to a so-called blog which although features on the Forever Charlton site,often has little or no Charlton related news or information and often just contains the incoherent and nostalgic ramblings of a Victor Meldrew figure who longs for the good old days. It's understood that despite writing only very occasional posts, Confidential claimed the purchase of a luxury penthouse overlooking the Valley ground was necessary to write the blog. What follows is the statement read by his lawyers.<br /> "After looking into my own financial affairs and finding some irregularities which may be mis-understood by some members of the media I find that my position requires clarification. I have been informed by my accountant - who has since resigned his position - that certain errors now require me to say that I am profoundly sorry for the errors that occured.Hopefully this profound apology and the word sorry will put a line under this unfortunate episode and I can go on milking the system and pretend that I give a toss about doing my job properly "Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-872824042380592762.post-53403666807450344012009-04-30T19:54:00.004+01:002009-04-30T20:10:26.967+01:00Swine Fever....I've got it !<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbqNTeaMZlv_vDbuPGD_OY2Pfyl7-DnLCfV5ebtsQck7eXzNCenHNt6W82K1DjzVJKbJqLPjLNw1Q4lXPi-W2p1Y-G5DNO4X7TBajooBSDps9bDnl1I-v_vRWcomIWwG99hwcHY7fPb3Rs/s1600-h/LABO_COMPACT_DISC.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330563798061398258" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 283px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 191px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbqNTeaMZlv_vDbuPGD_OY2Pfyl7-DnLCfV5ebtsQck7eXzNCenHNt6W82K1DjzVJKbJqLPjLNw1Q4lXPi-W2p1Y-G5DNO4X7TBajooBSDps9bDnl1I-v_vRWcomIWwG99hwcHY7fPb3Rs/s320/LABO_COMPACT_DISC.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><p>Oh my god !!... I've got it.....I feel sleepy...I feel ill. I must have spoken to someone in Sainsburys who had the major Mexican Strain. Maybe someone sneezed on me .Maybe someone coughed over me. I'd better go and clog up the docs surgery and demand an injection....</p><br /><br /><p>One good thing about this imminent demise is that I've forgotten about the credit-crunch or recession or downturn whatever. All of a sudden I've got something else to worry about. I've forgotten how the banks stole my money. They stole my money and now along with my kids, I've got to pay them back courtesy of the government...how does that work ??</p>Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-872824042380592762.post-80274839409543349282009-01-19T19:53:00.006+00:002009-01-19T20:25:14.147+00:00We Are Not Alone<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOVp5wOuamf7gUu3W5pWupyLpjLFX659ooYAnhyD_1cN8Vd2R7pTt_9JsNVFR3tngEco-JbsD0h6DNKHr1ohRaEbWGIUriStsEU4i-aaGLxlTEqAAhyphenhyphenF44VtUMNQsigmM1A0OxtCbUF_J5/s1600-h/titanic+2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293101267270217266" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 290px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 203px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOVp5wOuamf7gUu3W5pWupyLpjLFX659ooYAnhyD_1cN8Vd2R7pTt_9JsNVFR3tngEco-JbsD0h6DNKHr1ohRaEbWGIUriStsEU4i-aaGLxlTEqAAhyphenhyphenF44VtUMNQsigmM1A0OxtCbUF_J5/s320/titanic+2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div>We are not alone are we Phil...so show us what you can do eh ?...How about it..?</div><br /><br /><div>Southampton fans are probably feeling the same as us. Except that we're feeling worse...</div><br /><br /><div>The only thing that can separate us from the rest of the clubs that are looking into the abyss is The Spirit. (yeah we know it's a cliche but it's all we've got) That's the same Charlton spirit that got us back to the Valley. That's the same Charlton spirit that was epitomised by Lennie and his team. That's what's needed now. We the fans can't do it on our own. Fans as a group, have done our best over the last few years but it's time to see that same level of faith and belief on the pitch. Maybe we've just been suckers and fools paying our dosh into the club over the years but we believe in something called Charlton Athletic Football Club. If only the manager and team believed in the same, we wouldn't be in the fix we are currently in. So c'mon Phil and start earning your corn....</div>Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-872824042380592762.post-43331301713838044912008-12-13T19:52:00.007+00:002008-12-13T20:18:22.130+00:00Who said don't look back ?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRqxgGF58ixeB6EIPm2OUNUJmCzw5fqMNzfu5l2upX5ouERHE8iBJBbb5WNNhy5C8nZ8ylfutZ_wmCDWSG54H0e1H7FcgC0W5C-3Q-gxsyEs85sh3zNRjraFeEQabrkywSB9Slo6KIk78E/s1600-h/Alan_Curbishley_615049.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279371175914051010" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 226px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRqxgGF58ixeB6EIPm2OUNUJmCzw5fqMNzfu5l2upX5ouERHE8iBJBbb5WNNhy5C8nZ8ylfutZ_wmCDWSG54H0e1H7FcgC0W5C-3Q-gxsyEs85sh3zNRjraFeEQabrkywSB9Slo6KIk78E/s320/Alan_Curbishley_615049.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieTQXgp3zK9o9yIa7N6p3RVRLxJaswRlMw5dqctpIXlBP0xxZitrvKheui87-MzEB0qtV7jzFCshVUEKHWr3p9RchE-AAfDE3PPuuHCC4v-dIbkvwwcQtZWK5Lwezv0CqxlqDKJSX5j-Uy/s1600-h/Alan_Curbishley_615049.jpg"></a><br /><br /><div>Looking back is a better pastime than forward at CAFC these days. All that time, expense and effort that's been put in since the mid '90s to restore a truly great club and for what ? The prospect of Millwall being higher up the table than us ?</div><div>It's time to eat humble pie and ask Curbishley to help us out. No one knows what went on between Curbs and Muzza and the rest of the board apart from Curbs and Murray but it's time to put pride behind us and try and save the club from implosion.</div><div>I guess Curbs and his business brain brother would say forget the past and move on but I'm sure that Curbs has a piece of his heart that has Charlton tattooed on it. So Mr Murray and your supporters please make that call to the Curbishley household and ask for help. Ask for his help till the end of the season with no strings. Either side can walk away if it doesn't work. One's thing for sure. If Curbs was to walk out into the Valley, 10,000 supporters would give him a standing ovation and even if they lost 10,000 supporters wouldn't care because they would know that he can turn it around. Think about it Muzza. Right now we're in crisis and he's the man who can help us out.</div><br /><br /><br /><div></div></div>Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-872824042380592762.post-52618770179244029882008-10-07T11:56:00.002+01:002008-10-07T12:10:54.894+01:00This collective FEAR. What's it all about ?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinwFsRP_ILcjrbQmvXELOVdaxZKmUwAv9aAsId1FCmc5DuXzwZpMmaGP-q8Y7ZID_JekcsutzW94obugwAA0_XmTJOs5OWI2t1Tyn-z0dmIh4qn2Wnc8wcTFj7fy3xASP6280MLAnLoCSM/s1600-h/heads.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254367728085849602" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinwFsRP_ILcjrbQmvXELOVdaxZKmUwAv9aAsId1FCmc5DuXzwZpMmaGP-q8Y7ZID_JekcsutzW94obugwAA0_XmTJOs5OWI2t1Tyn-z0dmIh4qn2Wnc8wcTFj7fy3xASP6280MLAnLoCSM/s400/heads.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Can someone please help me with this....Up until the $700bn bailout of the U.S. banks I thought I understood what was going on. That seems to have failed and now the world's markets are in free fall. </div><br /><div>Are the united countries of the world saying that they ALL no longer have any confidence in any of their governments ? Certainly Leadership is a very scarce commodity at the moment. People are looking for a strong leader to make sense of what is going on but instead we just see small , frightened men, seemingly out of their depth, trying to play catch-up. </div><br /><div>Maybe the computer banks that are triggering selling should just be turned off for a few days...</div><br /><div></div>Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-872824042380592762.post-14545304074903334712008-09-17T19:06:00.005+01:002008-09-17T22:27:31.811+01:00So farewell then Rick.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIunbJahkV9A7gMy3GDS1ebJUjrT2yq2I_QhgTMuRCunYjL9Tj_pGJpUVT2oXlzi10DyKkQpPd0yPBqZVQXQ6IGZul8zcwJ4tkXsX2Dp3ql-OAYZ1wbjAzs6W61wjJ-JxZls3-yW8qFYvm/s1600-h/rick+wright.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247101168928831602" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIunbJahkV9A7gMy3GDS1ebJUjrT2yq2I_QhgTMuRCunYjL9Tj_pGJpUVT2oXlzi10DyKkQpPd0yPBqZVQXQ6IGZul8zcwJ4tkXsX2Dp3ql-OAYZ1wbjAzs6W61wjJ-JxZls3-yW8qFYvm/s400/rick+wright.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><div>It was very sad to hear the other day about the death of Richard(Rick) Wright, the long time quiet keyboard player of Pink Floyd. He was always there producing some of the most harmonic and beautiful chords that set Pink Floyd apart from other bands. Listen to the Great Gig In The Sky from Dark Side Of The Moon to understand the true impact his playing and singing had on the essential and individual sound of the Floyd.</div><br /><br /><div>Therer are many people out there who for one reason or another never quite "got" what the Floyd were about and certainly some of their earlier stuff was quite pretentious but in the latter years with Dave Gilmour's strong and soulful guitar influence the band developed into a solid rock outfit but never losing the essential magic that made their music the soundtrack of so many early lives.</div><br /><br /><div>To many people under the age of 45 the Floyd are often regarded now as obsolete. Perhaps they are but their wonderfully soulful and evocative music will always be part of my time when I was starting out and for that I'm extremely grateful. So goodbye then Rick. You truly were a gentle man and a fine musician. We will miss you.</div><br /><br /><div><em>(Rick was aged 65 and died of cancer early this week. He was one of the founder members of the band .The Pink Floyd Pulse tour in 1995 filled Earls Court every night for 12 nights)</em></div>Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-872824042380592762.post-33744324985613539202008-09-16T13:24:00.008+01:002008-09-16T14:38:15.668+01:00Confidential's Travels<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoEKIgRqlbOcMY8J9cWZ4R_w-GFd_pNY2PErJCTakZYXgGsuGx8Iiutd455_u1DXPVnztkonop3qOFZoTD6-_ay19Q2eFd2T-IOMqTM_CVj1ILrwl6ShErGXwvNbsXxbPTS1xbtvgwrQu5/s1600-h/HUDSPITH.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5246611633710931298" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoEKIgRqlbOcMY8J9cWZ4R_w-GFd_pNY2PErJCTakZYXgGsuGx8Iiutd455_u1DXPVnztkonop3qOFZoTD6-_ay19Q2eFd2T-IOMqTM_CVj1ILrwl6ShErGXwvNbsXxbPTS1xbtvgwrQu5/s400/HUDSPITH.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>During the summer break Confidential Rick eventually stopped sobbing over events at the Valley and took himself off with his lady-friend to explore some of the more wierd and wonderful traits of this country including an antique motor-bike rally and a steam fair with traction engines and our friend in the picture, Mr Hudspith, who has invented the steam bicycle.</div><div> </div><div>He's seen here riding the machine in full steam. He originally had the extraordinary and unlikely vision of a steam bicycle back in the 1970s but then spent the next ten years learning about engineering, welding and brazing etc. because he had no formal training. Eventually in the 1980s the bike started to take shape and after years of development and continual changes and improvements he now has the only Hudspith Steam Bicycle in existence and rides it at steam rallies all over Europe. Apparently he's very big in Germany and Denmark so draw your own conclusions..... </div><div> </div><div>Mr Hudspith is British to the core. This traditional, slightly eccentric British inventor of yesteryear has made an intricate,beautifully designed and built machine - even if Health & Safety would no doubt have a seizure with it's calibrated fuel mixtures of petrol and paraffin - and while the rest of us sit in our sat-naved motorised euro-boxes , he's out there steaming and whistling along with his own personal achievement. He's also invented a Steam Gramophone ! (not sure if it takes CDs though). </div><br /><br /><br /><div></div>Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-872824042380592762.post-79127651319258227172008-07-01T11:01:00.001+01:002008-07-01T11:02:38.450+01:00Legends - Is It Curtains ?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEXpqSNJGRrKAHkSXOStGqaTAkQaZacRiVhvUxfnuu48tJVCj7Nd1pWnIBuB3uS93Ji6e05JoY1fTJ0T8bQ5eczPBJ_lQHJoOqcg-nt31Ku9_kSFHJdc0HMQyDbWO4zgFVbxfDOLFEcJ9K/s1600-h/food.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5217982766018340834" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEXpqSNJGRrKAHkSXOStGqaTAkQaZacRiVhvUxfnuu48tJVCj7Nd1pWnIBuB3uS93Ji6e05JoY1fTJ0T8bQ5eczPBJ_lQHJoOqcg-nt31Ku9_kSFHJdc0HMQyDbWO4zgFVbxfDOLFEcJ9K/s320/food.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><div>Well it's actually the blinds that are Confidential's latest beef. Let me explain. For those unfortunate souls who have never had the Legends experience, let me paint a picture. The Legends restaurant is situated inside the new North Stand with large plate glass windows providing a glorious vista overlooking a sea of modern bright red football stadia and the lush greensward of the Valley pitch, which on a sunny matchday afternoon, must gladden every Addick's heart. Inside the restaurant, the atmosphere is warm and convivial with fans enjoying excellent food and drink with great service.</div><div>(In fact it's rumoured by some of my fellow bloggers that certain people have been known to take advantage of this fantastic and very reasonably priced hospitality and NOT STAY TO WATCH THE MATCH !) </div><div>Imagine if you will the scenario during a Legends lunch. Surrounded by excellent company, food is being savoured, drinks are being quaffed and the truth is being embroidered on many a table. Towards the end of the meal Fine Wines and Belgian Chocolates are being enjoyed, when out of the corner of one's eye, a stealthy movement is detected as a mysterious squad of shadowy figures move among the diners and slowly proceed to blot out what is probably the best view in SE7. Yes folks these sadistic operatives are closing the blinds on the view of our beloved Valley. Why is this ? Is it to save the embarrassment of the people enjoying themselves in Legends from the poor unfortunate lower orders in their cramped plastic seats ? Or perhaps like a Dickens novel, some of the luckier ones outside have been able to press their noses against the warmth of the Legend windows ?</div><div>Of course the real reason is to get people out of the restaurant and into their seats in an orderly fashion, but it's a shame we can't sometimes enjoy the game, drink in hand, from the Legend windows .</div><div>And while we're at it, how about changing the name to Lennie's ?</div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div></div>Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-872824042380592762.post-37089053205060711612008-06-12T20:24:00.004+01:002008-06-12T23:39:45.545+01:00Two Worlds<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ1MgX3iIBHDgVPRQxfISJyp1SVCRIkShfjCbETmx_uAmcKxoy0QgkkaUXY5TDS5EiIKjclgRedhd1bwZnp_3GrCb-gWWhVC4UjIj1w4ZnC613OWDtf-yWHcHkghKVRq_ndxEw9Lux8t3C/s1600-h/planet+earth.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5211087420436488642" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ1MgX3iIBHDgVPRQxfISJyp1SVCRIkShfjCbETmx_uAmcKxoy0QgkkaUXY5TDS5EiIKjclgRedhd1bwZnp_3GrCb-gWWhVC4UjIj1w4ZnC613OWDtf-yWHcHkghKVRq_ndxEw9Lux8t3C/s320/planet+earth.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Police were called to Sparrows Lane the other day to eject a shambling and incoherent red wine drinker found in the fertiliser shed. The bedraggled figure was believed to be a Mr A. Curbishley. When challenged by a groundsman Mr Curbishley is reported as saying that he just "wanted to be left alone to think about life....". It's understood that Mr Curbishley used to be in the employment of CAFC during the so called "glory years".</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>A friend of Confidential's was belly-aching the other day about the price of petrol and the useless state of Charlton, the housing market, the UK in general, when another one of the group piped up and said he'd won the Lottery. When asked to expand, he pointed out that he had had the best ever odds to have been born is this country. He went on to say that the odds on having been born in Britain instead of Dafur ,or elswhere in Africa - where children are often chopped up with machetes for fun - or Iraq, or any of the hundreds of other war torn countries around the world, where people grovel on the ground for the sort of food that we put out on our garden bird-tables, are millions to one. </div>Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-872824042380592762.post-5962519979803544772008-06-05T12:46:00.012+01:002008-06-05T13:38:15.027+01:00Keeping Ketts Happy<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1kR4nuVR1j2J2xqFc1KyoHWTScVZ-oKyQNmQM6oQd9T_INtm4Vl4O6bca4SxXakHbmuQn-f0G3czrHQNTTrwASXYq6I1THg9nkRd_MSjH23ynnoHyK2oK9FEI9KlEUCCyJhQpBpP2gkOv/s1600-h/man+in+chair.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5208372438723231346" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1kR4nuVR1j2J2xqFc1KyoHWTScVZ-oKyQNmQM6oQd9T_INtm4Vl4O6bca4SxXakHbmuQn-f0G3czrHQNTTrwASXYq6I1THg9nkRd_MSjH23ynnoHyK2oK9FEI9KlEUCCyJhQpBpP2gkOv/s320/man+in+chair.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div>Confidential was shocked to find out recently that certain sections of the blogging fraternity were critical of his output levels. Speaking to him the other day via satellite phone at his remote Arizona desert retreat he sounded like a broken man. His speaking voice was slurred and breathing heavy as he rounded on his so-called "fans" accusing them of being "turncoats" and "fair weather fans" and not supporting the output even though it's been patchy. Just before the shaky voice faded from the phone line he was heard to say that "this was the time to get behind the blog and give your full support ...."</div><br /><br /><div>With nothing particularly significant happening at CAFC at the moment, Confidential has been reading up from <a href="http://newyorkaddick.blogspot.com/">http://newyorkaddick.blogspot.com/</a> and <a href="http://chicagoaddick.blogspot.com/">http://chicagoaddick.blogspot.com/</a> excellent articles about Obama's successful run for the Democrats.</div><br /><br /><div>One thing that was not mentioned ( maybe because people don't want to even think about it) is the possibility of Obama being the subject of an assassination. In America there is still a high degree of inbuilt racism in many parts of the country and the history for U.S black leaders is not good. Maybe the fact that Obama is of mixed-race precludes him from the full ire of the rabid good 'ol boys. I hope so. The alternative is too frightening to consider. </div>Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-872824042380592762.post-44719038272222680892008-05-18T16:46:00.002+01:002008-05-18T17:22:37.950+01:00C'mon 'Arry - SMILE!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmCpwYPu6LiMpFvmJrR5mPkN6bNKgYbYI0IumvRe_TQuT2vK9VAQVt0vG6KGzpHfAJwBOxM0n_zTF6e4sEwBM6IMMz5s5BS-tlnW1pMZQym1MiDNyfJBHAv1qyxUtNKFxQxLdXPJsAYXph/s1600-h/arry.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5201753892924570322" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmCpwYPu6LiMpFvmJrR5mPkN6bNKgYbYI0IumvRe_TQuT2vK9VAQVt0vG6KGzpHfAJwBOxM0n_zTF6e4sEwBM6IMMz5s5BS-tlnW1pMZQym1MiDNyfJBHAv1qyxUtNKFxQxLdXPJsAYXph/s320/arry.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Contrary to some other blogs old Confidential quite enjoyed the FA Cup match. Actually I more than enjoyed it, I thought it was a blast... At last here were two real teams with real identities battling it out for something that mattered to them. A real credit to the two managers, both coming from difficult years but still producing the best (with the exception of Big-Shorts of course. What WAS all that bullshit about, while the fat one steered his ocean going present from Charlton down the river surrounded by roadies.. ?)...and a good day out for all concerned.</div><br /><br /><br /><div>So c'mon 'Arry give us a smile, you've cracked it. You've got Portsmouth the cup for the first time since 1939 and what better addition to the old HR CV. Admittedly you and old Tony Adnams do come across as the Odd Couple but so what ? Between the two of you you've been able to get the best out of your players by understanding what they need and both being excellent and perspective human beings where spirituality and family come first.</div><br /><br /><br /><div>How good to see a modest success at this human level, in this increasingly materialistic, all gloss-no content and bloody boring, media driven circus we find ourselves living in.</div><br /><br /><br /><div></div>Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-872824042380592762.post-48440229197710130782008-05-07T21:59:00.005+01:002008-05-07T22:31:48.187+01:00Shambles !<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEio-jLdjxss_QgC8M9lDXl2gvLV-RJnpkibI7jE2KIigsO4A-oiwG1EPfYtHz06Ln3LHal5ikllhK1ESP4pLoi7VjXwlTsNTbOd8syGBARlz7bqntQFXZZYt0Q0k_SowX1Mmx6gUCkqyrHh/s1600-h/extras_1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197750017642241426" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEio-jLdjxss_QgC8M9lDXl2gvLV-RJnpkibI7jE2KIigsO4A-oiwG1EPfYtHz06Ln3LHal5ikllhK1ESP4pLoi7VjXwlTsNTbOd8syGBARlz7bqntQFXZZYt0Q0k_SowX1Mmx6gUCkqyrHh/s320/extras_1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><div>It's a good word isn't it ?... Shambles.... it says everything about our recent season, the one we thought was going to lift us straight back into the top flight.</div><br /><br /><div>Well, it didn't work, did it ?...For one reason or another, we're back for another season with the "Must Try Harder Gang" and more importantly, the Must Try Harder Manager (that's you by the way Pardew !). There's no reason on earth why we can't get back into the top flight. We know we can do it. We were in the Premiership for enough seasons to know what's required of us , so let's do it.... Pardew, you've had the backing. You've had the money... (More than Curbishley had) .....SO MANAGE.</div></div>Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-872824042380592762.post-30535208311749390212008-04-25T00:08:00.003+01:002008-04-25T00:31:31.155+01:00That's It Then<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrgF45Zmf9neMDJq0AR1hAblfatFdPHy0f7VpabEBuYV7_Kud98b9uKUkXL6uwKe7xP4HeaY0_M-yWWpwKKDn1Nip0OINbQBFgWM-u4nM89diCGPEmP78euMOBcyonOt89f-1YDuP-YOsL/s1600-h/l+cohen.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192957938167313714" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrgF45Zmf9neMDJq0AR1hAblfatFdPHy0f7VpabEBuYV7_Kud98b9uKUkXL6uwKe7xP4HeaY0_M-yWWpwKKDn1Nip0OINbQBFgWM-u4nM89diCGPEmP78euMOBcyonOt89f-1YDuP-YOsL/s400/l+cohen.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Well then that's about it then eh ? Confidential was greasing the cats arse the other day when it finally dawned on him, and me, that we have been living through the Golden Years of Charlton Athletic and we didn't even realise...</div><br /><br /><div>Those halcyon days watching Beckham taking corners at OUR ground just before we capitulated to the standard late Man U 0-1 winner are things of the past now. No more Premiership dandies for us then, just a constant slog to stay in Tier two. And to think we used to be critical of Alan Curbishley and our mid-table Premiership mediocrity..sorry Curbs, I guess we just got complacent. </div><br /><br /><div>If anybody wants me, I'm off down the off-licence with Blackheath Addicted for another bottle of French Red followed by some vintage Leonard Cohen.</div><br /><br /><div></div>Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-872824042380592762.post-24710877209585086752008-04-05T20:20:00.008+01:002008-04-06T01:17:41.042+01:00See You All At Wembley Then ?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3VBvf3M5M5g0mqlVynR7Ejzk87ujQr5TH8jM3R1GqQd1J_jxRjWt0uoCPuxnGdlN8kUU4TTrZ0yvSpMNgE026l4R6yLb67_Xff9cPIAl-KP2BHTOMAPT6he-8IpfkSWECrX-q1l0w8adh/s1600-h/CPOYGXCAJAP3S8CA0TET1NCA1FHJXZCAN4C4H3CAXZA3YCCA6Q9Z7RCAPF1ZUDCA0GDMW2CA0M2WULCAWLCVJSCAZAJSVUCAGQGEMRCA1F1EFGCAEP2PDPCAO2F8ZOwembley2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185846670524928706" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3VBvf3M5M5g0mqlVynR7Ejzk87ujQr5TH8jM3R1GqQd1J_jxRjWt0uoCPuxnGdlN8kUU4TTrZ0yvSpMNgE026l4R6yLb67_Xff9cPIAl-KP2BHTOMAPT6he-8IpfkSWECrX-q1l0w8adh/s400/CPOYGXCAJAP3S8CA0TET1NCA1FHJXZCAN4C4H3CAXZA3YCCA6Q9Z7RCAPF1ZUDCA0GDMW2CA0M2WULCAWLCVJSCAZAJSVUCAGQGEMRCA1F1EFGCAEP2PDPCAO2F8ZOwembley2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><div>Looks like Lita's got what it takes to save Pardew and our faith in football and the club....</div><div>The date is already in the calender . Looking forward to the Grand Saturday coach ride up to the Wembley park and watching the game of the season, maybe the decade...So ...c'mon CAFC... please... " feet don't fail me now"... (as a great band once said).</div>Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-872824042380592762.post-1982872432314246902008-04-03T20:42:00.004+01:002008-04-03T21:00:48.969+01:00Man Gets Frisky With Inanimate Object<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfhTnho9Cnft5iVFphP5S6gT0Km9NJkhLnE7tCC0R92dUacww0S9aTvR8kMJBJ0movFuY-T2kbt7qR28NksPcTTeIQoVyNL3WP4qsaJU43DKDv49_KZYm6cjXk7x9lDs5AcEHfANLO3yyw/s1600-h/picnic+table.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185109155920728754" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfhTnho9Cnft5iVFphP5S6gT0Km9NJkhLnE7tCC0R92dUacww0S9aTvR8kMJBJ0movFuY-T2kbt7qR28NksPcTTeIQoVyNL3WP4qsaJU43DKDv49_KZYm6cjXk7x9lDs5AcEHfANLO3yyw/s400/picnic+table.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div>This has NOTHING to do with the current situation at CAFC (big sigh of relief ..) but a lot to do with where we as the human race are heading. This link is courtesy of Scott Adams of Dilbert fame. And it's necessary to turn on the speakers to hear the video and policeman on this one .<br /><a href="http://www.kcci.com/news/15762329/detail.html?rss=des&psp=irresistible">http://www.kcci.com/news/15762329/detail.html?rss=des&psp=irresistible</a></div>Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-872824042380592762.post-56672936924969406982008-03-18T19:59:00.004+00:002008-03-18T21:01:50.614+00:00What.. Me Worry ?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9k6MD04xEwm-VdDjH600vgino71PzuHF3ZHgnum-vytQ00ANOqoVfsrfMe832Z6snBBEagguLvvWxW1OYAmJyyLqbnaOoejIuFLfj8S6hzeaNcEWdWIIg7gnkBnCl0tbt73QgS56PVaLb/s1600-h/phantom.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5179188917428311762" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9k6MD04xEwm-VdDjH600vgino71PzuHF3ZHgnum-vytQ00ANOqoVfsrfMe832Z6snBBEagguLvvWxW1OYAmJyyLqbnaOoejIuFLfj8S6hzeaNcEWdWIIg7gnkBnCl0tbt73QgS56PVaLb/s320/phantom.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div>I don't of course. It's that bloody Confidential bloke who keeps getting in touch, whining away about CAFC. He seems to think there's some sort of problem down at SE7. Something about not winning games and a senior member of the board jumping ship. I have to agree that the boring old Premiership mid-table mediocrity we used to moan about looks a pretty good place to be right now... and yet, if you read any of the current West Ham blogs they're all full of Hamster fans moaning about exactly that !! If only...eh?</div><br /><div>Where did it all go wrong ? We seem to be falling away rapidly and staring down into the abyss of who knows what. Permanent Championship football ? or worse...Luton ? Cambridge ? Oxford ? </div><br /><div>Thing is, we were in the Premiership for years. We know we can hack it there. It may not have always been exciting but it usually filled most of the 27,000 seats at the Valley AND we got a chance to gently abuse the visiting stars... </div><br /><div>A few more seasons in the Championship, or worse, and there'll be plenty of seats to choose from on match days.</div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div>Confidential Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08565263449191630582noreply@blogger.com2