Monday, 8 June 2009

Still To Come..

I see from tonights TV News that Democracy - that great catch-all word like Freedom that seems to mean different things to different folks - is now back in safe hands. Behind Parliament's closed doors it's been decided that Nanny knows best and a leader we didn't vote for is being supported by a scratch group of hopefulls, who I don't recall voting for.. and who would certainly not get carried, shoulder-high into the House of Commons on the strength of the UK voters,.. are going to look after us...again.

That's OK then.

Regarding the imminent takeover of the club, Confidential can reveal (after peering through the keyhole in the Directors Suite until his one good eye went bloodshot).. that after extensive talks at the Valley today there's a real possibility that a Bulgarian Cava Consortium (BCC) which specialises in watered-down drinks, will be taking a major shareholding at board level. It's understood that extensive studies by Bulgarian master chemists and vitners have uncovered a gap in the market in SE7 for Bulgarian Cava which they wish to exploit. BCC's CEO released the following press statement - through their PR company WaggoWords - to journalists waiting at the Valley gates today;
"For several seasons we have been conducting in-depth analysis to see just how much water can be added to the lager in the various Valley outlets before complaints have been registered. As the customers are clearly very pleased with the quality and price of the served beverages we see our expansion into this market as the logical way forward."

A shirt sponsor still has to be found.


Anonymous said...

I find this scandalous. I for one have been complaining for at least 3 seasons that the water in the North Stand had in fact been adulterated with some beer.

No one listens but as I suspect that half of the bars will be closed next season more people may begin to notice...

Chicago Addick said...

Welcome back mate ;-)

Anonymous said...

So the head on my lager was in fact the residue from Kish's bath water?

Pembury Addick

Ketts said...

Great stuff Rick.

The politicians should also look at themselves before wringing their hands in horror at the support of the BNP.Don't get me wrong,I am not for a second supporting them but why do they now appeal to a good number of the electorate?

If the mainstream parties had even done a BAD job the BNP would not get a look in.When our MP's take the p*** with expenses is it any wonder voters take such extreme action?

Didn't mentioning Bulgarian Cava get you into trouble once before young man?

Confidential Rick said...

Yes Ketts I do recall it caused bit of a stir at the time....I can't recall whether it was the acccusation that the level of sulphites were so high that it rendered drinkers catatonic (very handy at the Valley Forum Q&A sessions) or the totally unfounded suggestion that the plumbing from the Gentlemen's urinals seemed to take unnecessary diversions via the Valley Bars..


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